Day 35. Leviticus 16-18

Leviticus 16-18

Leviticus 16

¹And the LORD spake unto Moses after the death of the two sons of Aaron, when they offered before the LORD, and died;

Remember, back in Leviticus 10, god killed Nadab and Abihu for burning god's favorite incense with strange fire.

God then tells Moses that Aaron isn't to go behind the vail, or he'll die. He's supposed to offer a bullock and a ram as offerings. And he's to offer two goats and another ram.

⁷And he shall take the two goats, and present them before the LORD at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

⁸And Aaron shall cast lots upon the two goats; one lot for the LORD, and the other lot for the scapegoat.

One of the goats is actually the scapegoat. The first scapegoat was a ram. It was the one that was stuck in the thicket when Abraham was going to sacrifice Isaac in Genesis 22. That scapegoat wasn't as lucky as this one.

⁹And Aaron shall bring the goat upon which the LORD's lot fell, and offer him for a sin offering.

¹⁰But the goat, on which the lot fell to be the scapegoat, shall be presented alive before the LORD, to make an atonement with him, and to let him go for a scapegoat into the wilderness.

This scapegoat gets released into the wilderness.

¹⁵Then shall he kill the goat of the sin offering, that is for the people, and bring his blood within the vail, and do with that blood as he did with the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it upon the mercy seat, and before the mercy seat:

I think I'd rather be the scapegoat who gets released than the sacrifice goat who gets killed.

¹⁶And he shall make an atonement for the holy place, because of the uncleanness of the children of Israel, and because of their transgressions in all their sins: and so shall he do for the tabernacle of the congregation, that remaineth among them in the midst of their uncleanness.

¹⁷And there shall be no man in the tabernacle of the congregation when he goeth in to make an atonement in the holy place, until he come out, and have made an atonement for himself, and for his household, and for all the congregation of Israel.

Remember, this is the punishment that Aaron has to do, so he can continue to be the high priest. He is forced to atone for the sins of his sons, even though the sons were killed for their sin, it wasn't enough, god wanted more killed.

²¹And Aaron shall lay both his hands upon the head of the live goat, and confess over him all the iniquities of the children of Israel, and all their transgressions in all their sins, putting them upon the head of the goat, and shall send him away by the hand of a fit man into the wilderness:

²²And the goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a land not inhabited: and he shall let go the goat in the wilderness.

Wow, something doesn't get killed in this whole blood bath. It's still amazing. The picture is The Scapegoat, by William Holman Hunt, 1854.

²⁹And this shall be a statute for ever unto you: that in the seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, ye shall afflict your souls, and do no work at all, whether it be one of your own country, or a stranger that sojourneth among you:

³⁰For on that day shall the priest make an atonement for you, to cleanse you, that ye may be clean from all your sins before the LORD.

This is a part of Yom Kippur. the Day of Atonement.

³³And he shall make an atonement for the holy sanctuary, and he shall make an atonement for the tabernacle of the congregation, and for the altar, and he shall make an atonement for the priests, and for all the people of the congregation.

³⁴And this shall be an everlasting statute unto you, to make an atonement for the children of Israel for all their sins once a year. And he did as the LORD commanded Moses.

Having a scapegoat is the ultimate lack of responsibility. Not only are you not punished for your own faults, someone/something innocent is given the blame. Many christians believe Jesus is the scapegoat. He died for their sins. Do you teach your children that it is ok for them to do whatever they want?

Leviticus 17

³What man soever there be of the house of Israel, that killeth an ox, or lamb, or goat, in the camp, or that killeth it out of the camp,

If you kill an animal...

⁴And bringeth it not unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, to offer an offering unto the LORD before the tabernacle of the LORD; blood shall be imputed unto that man; he hath shed blood; and that man shall be cut off from among his people:

⁵To the end that the children of Israel may bring their sacrifices, which they offer in the open field, even that they may bring them unto the LORD, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, unto the priest, and offer them for peace offerings unto the LORD.

You HAVE to offer some of it to god. For every killed animal, a piece of it must go into the tabernacle.

⁷And they shall no more offer their sacrifices unto devils, after whom they have gone a whoring. This shall be a statute for ever unto them throughout their generations.

This is the first use of the word devil(s).

If a man offers a burnt offering or sacrifice and doesn't take any of it to the tabernacle, that guy is kicked out.

¹¹For the life of the flesh is in the blood: and I have given it to you upon the altar to make an atonement for your souls: for it is the blood that maketh an atonement for the soul.

¹²Therefore I said unto the children of Israel, No soul of you shall eat blood, neither shall any stranger that sojourneth among you eat blood.

Blood makes the atonement, it is how you absolve yourself in front of god. It's the only way to get back into the good after doing a wrong.

¹⁵And every soul that eateth that which died of itself, or that which was torn with beasts, whether it be one of your own country, or a stranger, he shall both wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even: then shall he be clean.

Eating something that dies on it's own will only make you unclean for the rest of the day. That's not so bad.

Leviticus 18

³After the doings of the land of Egypt, wherein ye dwelt, shall ye not do: and after the doings of the land of Canaan, whither I bring you, shall ye not do: neither shall ye walk in their ordinances.

Don't do the things that they did in Egypt. Be your own people.

⁶None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.

This is the prohibition against incest... kind of. It's not stated to not have sex, it just says don't see then naked, but that really means "don't have sex with them".

Here's the list:
Father, Mother, father's wife (not mother), sister, half sister, niece, granddaughter, aunt (both mother and father's sister), uncle, uncle's wife, daughter in law, sister in law, woman and her daughter (regardless of your fantasies), woman and granddaughter (regardless of if she's a GILF), woman and sister (damn), woman on her period, neighbor's wife.

²¹And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD.

Apparently sacrificing (burnt offering) children to Molech was common.

²²Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

This is the verse that says that it's not ok to be gay. Leviticus 18:22 is the "don't be gay" verse. How anyone who is gay can justify being a christian is beyond my ability to comprehend. The two do not go together. I'm not advocating kicking gay men out of church, I wonder how a gay man could ever think that a religion that uses the bible was correct.

²³Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Don't have sex with animals. The verses are back to back. Bestiality is as bad as homosexuality; the punishment is the same. (not my opinion, it's straight from the bible)

²⁹For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people.

According to the bible, gay men are an abomination. This law was never repealed. Jesus didn't do away with the law. People will claim he did away with the "ceremonial" law, but not the "moral" law.

³⁰Therefore shall ye keep mine ordinance, that ye commit not any one of these abominable customs, which were committed before you, and that ye defile not yourselves therein: I am the LORD your God.

Was having sex with the entire family a common practice in Egypt?

Points to ponder:

1. Is having a scapegoat shirking responsibility?

2. It's convenient how the religious leader was also the secular leader (was there an actual separation or were all law violations sins directly aimed at god?) and therefore, were able to receive a part of every animal that was killed.

3. Do you believe Christianity and Judaism can coexist with a homosexual? How do you justify that? If you reject Leviticus 18:22, what other parts do you reject? If you are gay, how can you chose to worship a god who has said that you are an abomination?

Day 30. Leviticus 1-3

Leviticus 1-3

Leviticus 1

¹And the LORD called unto Moses, and spake unto him out of the tabernacle of the congregation, saying,

Ah, Leviticus. One of my favorite books. This is another of the books of Moses. Leviticus contains a lot of laws, mostly that deal with the Levites. Remember, Moses set up his brother and his nephews with being the main chief priests for all time. But he didn't just stop there, no. He also created a position of honor for the rest of his tribe. This book deals mostly with them and rules for them. There will be a lot of abominations. I'll try to highlight them all.

Chapter one tells the priests how they are to prepare the animals that are offerings.

First is the bullock.

⁵And he shall kill the bullock before the LORD: and the priests, Aaron's sons, shall bring the blood, and sprinkle the blood round about upon the altar that is by the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

If people actually sacrificed as many animals as is mentioned, these people would be master butchers.

⁹But his inwards and his legs shall he wash in water: and the priest shall burn all on the altar, to be a burnt sacrifice, an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD.

The front part is cooked, the back part is burned. Kosher and non-kosher. Exactly why the back isn't Kosher, I'm not sure. Some websites say it's because of the sciatic nerve and because of blood vessels.

The next sacrificial animal is sheep. Again, can't eat the legs.

The final offering animal is turtledoves or pigeons.

¹⁵And the priest shall bring it unto the altar, and wring off his head, and burn it on the altar; and the blood thereof shall be wrung out at the side of the altar:

Wringing is much more human than other methods of head removal of doves.

Leviticus 2

¹And when any will offer a meat offering unto the LORD, his offering shall be of fine flour; and he shall pour oil upon it, and put frankincense thereon:

Meat, again, means food other than what we call meat.

²And he shall bring it to Aaron's sons the priests: and he shall take thereout his handful of the flour thereof, and of the oil thereof, with all the frankincense thereof; and the priest shall burn the memorial of it upon the altar, to be an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD:

Basically, the priest gets to make a piece of flat bread.

There are several types of "meat" offerings: flour, baked in an oven, baked in a pan, and baked in a frying pan.

⁹And the priest shall take from the meat offering a memorial thereof, and shall burn it upon the altar: it is an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD.

The first part goes to god.

¹⁰And that which is left of the meat offering shall be Aaron's and his sons': it is a thing most holy of the offerings of the LORD made by fire.

Someone's got to finish off the bread, should we give it to the homeless? No, let's give it to the priests.

¹²As for the oblation of the firstfruits, ye shall offer them unto the LORD: but they shall not be burnt on the altar for a sweet savour.

The priests get to have a well balanced diet. Animal flesh, flat breads, and now fruits.

¹³And every oblation of thy meat offering shalt thou season with salt; neither shalt thou suffer the salt of the covenant of thy God to be lacking from thy meat offering: with all thine offerings thou shalt offer salt.

God likes salt. Additionally, how hard would it be for people in the desert to get salt? Not only do they have to give up their animals and flour and fruit, now they have to give up some of their main preservative. It's not like the priests needed to store any of their food, they were continually offering sacrifices. It was the average people who were giving up their things.

Leviticus 3

¹And if his oblation be a sacrifice of peace offering, if he offer it of the herd; whether it be a male or female, he shall offer it without blemish before the LORD.

No one is entirely sure the reason behind the sacrifice of peace offering. It's probably given because the person has been blessed, and wants to give back.

¹⁷It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat nor blood.

That verse is a good... um... leviticacism. There's all these rules about what priests have to do to prepare offerings, and then BAM, a rule that affects the common Joe. I was reading about priests, and now I learn that we shouldn't eat fat or blood.

Points to ponder:

1. Priests probably couldn't be vegetarians. Part of their job was consuming all this flesh.

2. How many people could have been fed by the rear part of the cows that were ritually sacrificed over the years?

3. There is no law against selling the un-kosher parts of the animal to people who aren't Hebrew.

Day 29. Exodus 37-40

Exodus 37-40

Exodus 37

¹And Bezaleel made the ark of shittim wood: two cubits and a half was the length of it, and a cubit and a half the breadth of it, and a cubit and a half the height of it:

I still wonder how a guy who spent his days making bricks and building a store cities for an unnamed pharaoh was able to make what was supposed to be one of the most beautiful things ever created.

First he made the ark.

¹⁰And he made the table of shittim wood: two cubits was the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof:

Then he made the table.

¹⁶And he made the vessels which were upon the table, his dishes, and his spoons, and his bowls, and his covers to cover withal, of pure gold.

And the things for the table.

¹⁷And he made the candlestick of pure gold: of beaten work made he the candlestick; his shaft, and his branch, his bowls, his knops, and his flowers, were of the same:

Then he made the candlestick.

²⁵And he made the incense altar of shittim wood: the length of it was a cubit, and the breadth of it a cubit; it was foursquare; and two cubits was the height of it; the horns thereof were of the same.

Then he made the altar.

²⁹And he made the holy anointing oil, and the pure incense of sweet spices, according to the work of the apothecary.

Finally, the guy who was extremely great at making tables and arks and doing other work with gold, was also a great enough guy, to make the hallucinogenic oil.

Exodus 38

¹And he made the altar of burnt offering of shittim wood: five cubits was the length thereof, and five cubits the breadth thereof; it was foursquare; and three cubits the height thereof.

²And he made the horns thereof on the four corners of it; the horns thereof were of the same: and he overlaid it with brass.

After making the fancy gold things, he set about to make the brass things.

¹⁰Their pillars were twenty, and their brasen sockets twenty; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets were of silver.

He also did some silver work.

¹⁶All the hangings of the court round about were of fine twined linen.

There wasn't anyone else who was with them in the desert who could have done anything? We are to believe that this guy is a carpenter, goldsmith, silversmith, brass-smith, and now he's also good with fabrics.

¹⁸And the hanging for the gate of the court was needlework, of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: and twenty cubits was the length, and the height in the breadth was five cubits, answerable to the hangings of the court.

He does needlework too.

Apparently there were some other people with him.

²²And Bezaleel the son Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah, made all that the LORD commanded Moses.

²³And with him was Aholiab, son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan, an engraver, and a cunning workman, and an embroiderer in blue, and in purple, and in scarlet, and fine linen.

Well, just Bezaleel and Aholiab. They did it all.

Next we get the weight/volume of the gold, silver, and brass that were used to make the tabernacle.

²⁶A bekah for every man, that is, half a shekel, after the shekel of the sanctuary, for every one that went to be numbered, from twenty years old and upward, for six hundred thousand and three thousand and five hundred and fifty men.

Modern christianity seems very caught up in capitalism. Modern christians tend to be right wing republican. They are very anti-socialism. Most of the tea-party people are conservative. (I believe they just don't want to pay to help other people, but they'll claim they are against socialism). One second they will praise the free market, then on Sunday, they'll praise Jesus. They'll claim they believe and follow the whole bible, not just pick and choose the verses they like, even though it's obvious they don't. Verse 26 says that everyone who was numbered paid the same for building the sanctuary. If everyone pays for something for the common good (or bad) of the community, that's socialism. God is a socialist.

Exodus 39

¹And of the blue, and purple, and scarlet, they made cloths of service, to do service in the holy place, and made the holy garments for Aaron; as the LORD commanded Moses.

They can also make clothes.

¹⁴And the stones were according to the names of the children of Israel, twelve, according to their names, like the engravings of a signet, every one with his name, according to the twelve tribes.

They are jewelers.

²⁷And they made coats of fine linen of woven work for Aaron, and for his sons,

The Hebrews were in a hurry to leave Egypt and didn't have time to let their bread rise, but they did have time to take yards of fine linen.

³²Thus was all the work of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation finished: and the children of Israel did according to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so did they.

The two guys, who if we believe the story of captivity that they were city building slaves, were able to produce all of these things.

⁴³And Moses did look upon all the work, and, behold, they had done it as the LORD had commanded, even so had they done it: and Moses blessed them.

Moses really like it. Good for Moses.

Exodus 40

God tells Moses:

²On the first day of the first month shalt thou set up the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation.

God then gives instructions of what needs to be done, including washing Aaron and his sons.

¹⁷And it came to pass in the first month in the second year, on the first day of the month, that the tabernacle was reared up.

Ohhh, another date.

¹⁸And Moses reared up the tabernacle, and fastened his sockets, and set up the boards thereof, and put in the bars thereof, and reared up his pillars.

Apparently the tabernacle was able to be set up by one man. Moses finally got everything set up correctly.

³⁴Then a cloud covered the tent of the congregation, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle.

Or, Moses was just really stoned.

³⁵And Moses was not able to enter into the tent of the congregation, because the cloud abode thereon, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle.

But Moses talked to god face to face in the tabernacle before. (Exodus 33:7,11)

Then God showed the people what days they would walk, by his cloud. If the cloud was on the tabernacle, they didn't go anywhere, if it moved, they had to pack up and follow him.

Thus ends Exodus.

Points to ponder:

1. Did two people build all those things?

2. Is it possible for two people to build those things while traveling around in the desert, seemingly without all their tools?

3. Moses has set up a society, where his family is taken care of for eternity.

Day 28. Exodus 34-36

Exodus 34-36

Exodus 34

¹And the LORD said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest.

Moses had to carve out the stone tablets, but god was doing the writing.

God comes down to the mountiain, to see moses.

⁶And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth,

⁷Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation.

That has got to be one of the best entrances ever! You think Shawn Michaels arrived like that? You think Triple H, arrived like that? God sounds like Bret Hart, the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.

His entrance also makes very little sense. If he's forgiving iniquity, then why is he then visiting it upon the children? Is it just of anyone to punish children for the acts of their parents?

God then tells Moses that he's going to drive out the inhabitants of Canaan, and that they are to not make a peace treaty with them.

¹²Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a snare in the midst of thee:

¹³But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves:

¹⁴For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:

Exodus 34:14 says god is jealous. This verse coupled with 1 Corinthians 13:4 and 1 John 4:8 are one of the main parts that KJV-only people will cling to. Here, we see, god is jealous; in 1 john, god is love; in corinthians, it says charity doesn't envy. (All 3 verses here, in KJV)

Let us look at those verses in the NIV (New International Version).

Exodus makes god jealous, great.
John makes god love, awesome.
Corinthians talks about love, and says that love doesn't envy. Envy is jealousy. There is a contradiction, something isn't right. Either he is or he isn't.

People will go to many lengths to not have the bible be wrong. KJV-only people will claim that the NIV is wrong due to that. You can't have god be contradicted.

Back to today's reading.

¹⁶And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods.

God wants them to not marry the inhabitants so that the people don't go following other gods. It's safer to commit genocide than to risk having the people possibly follow a different god.

¹⁷Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.

Hey, this sounds familiar... This is the stuff on the tablets. What are we up to? Number 2?

1. Thou shalt not worship no other god. (verse 14)

2. Thou shalt make thee no molten gods. (verse 17)

¹⁸The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep. Seven days thou shalt eat unleavened bread, as I commanded thee, in the time of the month Abib: for in the month Abib thou camest out from Egypt.

3. The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep. (verse 18)
¹⁹All that openeth the matrix is mine; and every firstling among thy cattle, whether ox or sheep, that is male.

4. All firstborn are mine. (verse 19)

²¹Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest: in earing time and in harvest thou shalt rest.

5. Six days shalt thou work, but on the seventh thou shalt rest. (verse 21)

²²And thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year's end.

6. Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, even of the first fruits of the wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the years end. (verse 22)

²⁵Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven; neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning.

7. Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leavened bread. (verse 25)

8. The fat of my feast shall not remain all night until the morning. (verse 25)
²⁶The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk.

9. The first of the first fruits of thy ground thou shalt bring unto the house of the Lord thy God. (verse 26)

10. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in its mother's milk. (verse 26)

²⁸And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.

Boom, those are the ten commandments. There is no thou shalt not kill. There is nothing like that. The ten commandments that are written on stone, the tablets of testimony include "thou shalt not seethe a kid in its mother's milk", not "thou shalt not kill".

²⁹And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down from the mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his face shone while he talked with him.

This verse means one of a couple of things, he was either radiant. Or Moses grew horns.


During the Renaissance, Moses was often depicted with horns, the most famous is probably the third picture above, done by Michelangelo.

³⁵And the children of Israel saw the face of Moses, that the skin of Moses' face shone: and Moses put the vail upon his face again, until he went in to speak with him.

So, horny Moses wore a veil.

Exodus 35

¹And Moses gathered all the congregation of the children of Israel together, and said unto them, These are the words which the LORD hath commanded, that ye should do them.

Oddly, he only told them about the sabbath. Oh, and the punishment is death.

Then he asked for the items to build things. So at this point, the tabernacle hasn't been built yet. Even though in Exodus 33:8, Moses went into the tabernacle.

²¹And they came, every one whose heart stirred him up, and every one whom his spirit made willing, and they brought the LORD's offering to the work of the tabernacle of the congregation, and for all his service, and for the holy garments.

Oddly, people roaming around in the wilderness had enough things that they "borrowed" from Egypt to build the tabernacle.

Then Moses calls out Bezaleel, and Aholiab to do the work.

Exodus 36

¹Then wrought Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whom the LORD put wisdom and understanding to know how to work all manner of work for the service of the sanctuary, according to all that the LORD had commanded.

Moses gives them the offering.

⁵And they spake unto Moses, saying, The people bring much more than enough for the service of the work, which the LORD commanded to make.

Moses then told the people to stop giving. Does this still happen. When you are given a command to build something to exact specifications, but wind up with more money than you need, do you stop asking for money, or do you try to provide something BETTER than what was asked?

The rest of the chapter is about them making the things to the same specifications as were mentioned earlier.

Points to ponder:

1. Did Moses have horns? Him not having horns is a newer concept than him having them.

2. What do you think the ten commandments held in the ark were? Was it the "Thou shalt not kill" set, or the "seethe a kid" version?

3. Does god visit iniquity on the kids, or does he let them make their own mistakes?

4. Is genocide an option?

Day 27. Exodus 31-33

Exodus 31-33

Exodus 31

God talks to Moses:

²See, I have called by name Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah:

Bezaleel is the master smith. He's good in gold, silver and brass. Which makes you wonder how he got to be that way, when we're just led to believe that the only thing the Hebrews did while they were in Egypt was make bricks.

⁶And I, behold, I have given with him Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan: and in the hearts of all that are wise hearted I have put wisdom, that they may make all that I have commanded thee;

Aholiab is going to be Bezaleel's assistant. Together, they will make the tabernacle, the ark, the furniture, the candlestick and the garments.

God continues... sort of rambling...

¹³Speak thou also unto the children of Israel, saying, Verily my sabbaths ye shall keep: for it is a sign between me and you throughout your generations; that ye may know that I am the LORD that doth sanctify you.

¹⁴Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.

Then he gives Moses the testimony.

¹⁸And he gave unto Moses, when he had made an end of communing with him upon mount Sinai, two tables of testimony, tables of stone, written with the finger of God.

Written with the finger of God.

Exodus 32

¹And when the people saw that Moses delayed to come down out of the mount, the people gathered themselves together unto Aaron, and said unto him, Up, make us gods, which shall go before us; for as for this Moses, the man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him.

Moses is gone for 40 days, the people think he's dead, so they demand something to worship.

²And Aaron said unto them, Break off the golden earrings, which are in the ears of your wives, of your sons, and of your daughters, and bring them unto me.

So, the people had earrings. The people hadn't started the creation of the tabernacle and the rest of the stuff yet, so they still had some gold available.

⁴And he received them at their hand, and fashioned it with a graving tool, after he had made it a molten calf: and they said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.

Aaron was apparently skilled enough to make a golden calf.

Aaron them makes the next day a feast day. Aaron must be a master engraver. It only took him about a day to do it. Remember, according to Exodus 24:18 Moses was on the mount for 40 days and nights. So on the 39th day, Aaron completed the building of the calf. On the 40th day, was to be the feast.

⁷And the LORD said unto Moses, Go, get thee down; for thy people, which thou broughtest out of the land of Egypt, have corrupted themselves:

They corrupted themselves. It's not the fault of the god who was talking with only one person giving his law, it's the fault of the people who had time to themselves.

⁸They have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them: they have made them a molten calf, and have worshipped it, and have sacrificed thereunto, and said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which have brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.

It only took thirty some days for them to realize they wanted a new god.

¹⁰Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them: and I will make of thee a great nation.

God tells Moses that he will kill all the Hebrews and he will make him, MOSES, be the father of the people. Instead of being Israel, it will be Moses.

Moses intercedes. There are two great intercessions, they were by Moses and Samuel. There was one intercession that would fail, so god didn't let it happen, and that was by Jeremiah.

Moses basically tells god that he didn't bring the people out of Egypt to kill them in the wilderness.

¹⁴And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.

God wanted to do evil. God repented. Who does god repent to?

¹⁵And Moses turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written.

¹⁶And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

There is a lot of mythology regarding the tablets. That the lettering was the same on both sides. That it wasn't sentences, but only one letter, representing each of the laws.

¹⁹And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp, that he saw the calf, and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed hot, and he cast the tables out of his hands, and brake them beneath the mount.

Moses comes down, and breaks the first set of commandments.

²⁰And he took the calf which they had made, and burnt it in the fire, and ground it to powder, and strawed it upon the water, and made the children of Israel drink of it.

Moses made goldschlager.

Aaron then says it wasn't his fault.

²⁶Then Moses stood in the gate of the camp, and said, Who is on the LORD's side? let him come unto me. And all the sons of Levi gathered themselves together unto him.

Remember, the boy Levi and his brother Simeon were the ones who killed everyone in the city of Shechem, back in Genesis 34.

²⁷And he said unto them, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour.

²⁸And the children of Levi did according to the word of Moses: and there fell of the people that day about three thousand men.

God wanted to kill the people, Moses said no, don't do it... I'll do it.

³¹And Moses returned unto the LORD, and said, Oh, this people have sinned a great sin, and have made them gods of gold.

³²Yet now, if thou wilt forgive their sin--; and if not, blot me, I pray thee, out of thy book which thou hast written.

Moses is kind of emo... take me, not them.

³⁵And the LORD plagued the people, because they made the calf, which Aaron made.

Funny verse, because they made the calf, which Aaron made. Aaron winds up coming out relatively blameless in the whole ordeal.

Exodus 33

¹And the LORD said unto Moses, Depart, and go up hence, thou and the people which thou hast brought up out of the land of Egypt, unto the land which I sware unto Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, saying, Unto thy seed will I give it:

The Land of Milk and Honey.

²And I will send an angel before thee; and I will drive out the Canaanite, the Amorite, and the Hittite, and the Perizzite, the Hivite, and the Jebusite:

The people are promised that the current inhabitants will be evacuated.

⁷And Moses took the tabernacle, and pitched it without the camp, afar off from the camp, and called it the Tabernacle of the congregation. And it came to pass, that every one which sought the LORD went out unto the tabernacle of the congregation, which was without the camp.

So the tabernacle had already been created. That's weird. The mercy seat was where Moses and Aaron were to minister to the lord. Why did Moses have to go to the mount?

⁹And it came to pass, as Moses entered into the tabernacle, the cloudy pillar descended, and stood at the door of the tabernacle, and the Lord talked with Moses.

Moses put on a show, whenever he'd go talk to the lord, there would be a cloudy pillar that descended. Or, he was so doped up on the anointing oil, that he just assumed that it happened.

¹¹And the LORD spake unto Moses face to face, as a man speaketh unto his friend. And he turned again into the camp: but his servant Joshua, the son of Nun, a young man, departed not out of the tabernacle.

Here, Moses talks to god face to face. Remember this...

²⁰And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live.

Really? Seriously? You just said they spoke face to face, and now you claim you can't see his face?

²²And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by:

²³And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.

You can't see god's face, but you can see the holy hiney!

Points to ponder:

1. Why did Aaron get away with building the calf? Not only was he the one who pronounced the calf the god who brought the people out of Egypt, but he also set a feast for it. Yet he still maintained the role of chief priest.

2. How good a builder was Aaron? In the desert, with less than 40 days to accomplish the feat, he managed to create a golden calf from earrings.

3. Why is Moses talking to god face to face in one verse, then in that conversation, he's told he can't see god's face?

Day 26. Exodus 28-30

Exodus 28-30

Exodus 28

¹And take thou unto thee Aaron thy brother, and his sons with him, from among the children of Israel, that he may minister unto me in the priest's office, even Aaron, Nadab and Abihu, Eleazar and Ithamar, Aaron's sons.

Here we see Moses making his brother be the main priest for all eternity. Nepotism at it's finest. These people are called Kohen, or Cohen, or Kohanim, or Cohanim. They are in direct partilineal descent from Aaron. (Patrilineal means that it follows the father's line). These people still exist today. Common last names for them include Cohen (as in Sacha Baron Cohen; Leonard Cohen), Chaplin (as in Charlie Chaplin), Kohn, Kuhn, Katz... In contemporary Israel, "Moshe Cohen" is the equivalent of "John Smith" (Doctor Who?).

Since the title is passed from father to son, and all originated with Aaron, that means that every male Cohen/Kohanim shares the same Y chromosome. <-- an interesting read. ²And thou shalt make holy garments for Aaron thy brother for glory and for beauty.

We're making more things. Garments today.

⁴And these are the garments which they shall make; a breastplate, and an ephod, and a robe, and a broidered coat, a mitre, and a girdle: and they shall make holy garments for Aaron thy brother, and his sons, that he may minister unto me in the priest's office.

The image to the right is from The History of Costume, by Braun & Schneider, 1861-1880. It's a jewish high priest wearing the outfit.

⁹And thou shalt take two onyx stones, and grave on them the names of the children of Israel:

Nobody is exactly sure the order of the names.

¹⁵And thou shalt make the breastplate of judgment with cunning work; after the work of the ephod thou shalt make it; of gold, of blue, and of purple, and of scarlet, and of fine twined linen, shalt thou make it.

Cunning work. It had better be cunning!

¹⁷And thou shalt set in it settings of stones, even four rows of stones: the first row shall be a sardius, a topaz, and a carbuncle: this shall be the first row.

¹⁸And the second row shall be an emerald, a sapphire, and a diamond.

¹⁹And the third row a ligure, an agate, and an amethyst.

²⁰And the fourth row a beryl, and an onyx, and a jasper: they shall be set in gold in their inclosings.

Each stone represented one of the tribes/children of Israel.

Sardius is Carnelian, a reddish brown mineral, that is a semi-precious gemstone.

Topaz is a mineral of aluminum and flourine. It comes in several colors, from colorless to orange, to yellow, pink, pale green, blue, gold and other colors.

Carbuncle is an abscess larger than a boil, it is caused by a bacterial infection, it is filled with fluid, puss and dead tissue... oh wait, this carbuncle is a red cabachon cut gemstone, probably a red garnet.

Emerald is green.

Sapphires are normally blue.

Diamonds are... diamonds.

Ligures are possibly amber. No one is really sure what it is.

Agates are semi-precious, they are a style of quartz. The one used here was probably sky blue.

Amethysts are purple minerals. Supposely amethysts protect people from getting drunk. The name means not intoxicating. That gives new meaning to the Amethyst Initiative.

Beryl, there are several varieties, aquamarine, red, emerald, golden, colorless, and pink. This was probably a white beryl.

Onyx is normally black, at least we think of black onyx most. It can be most any color. It is also a type of quarts, like agate.

Jasper is a spotted or speckled stone, and that's what the name means. It can come in several colors, red, yellow, brown, green, and rarely blue.

No one is exactly sure what most of the gems are. No one is sure what the breastplate actually looked like. No one is sure who was represented by what gem. Most of the precious stones were uncut. Diamond cutting didn't begin until after the 1200's AD. Additionally, they wouldn't have had the ability to cut diamonds. The other harder stones would just be stones as well. The pretty pictures that you see as representations of the Hoshen (breastplate) are idealized artists renderings. If it has cut stones, then it's not even possible that that's what it looked like.

²¹And the stones shall be with the names of the children of Israel, twelve, according to their names, like the engravings of a signet; every one with his name shall they be according to the twelve tribes.

Additionally, you are to believe that a diamond was engraved.

³⁰And thou shalt put in the breastplate of judgment the Urim and the Thummim; and they shall be upon Aaron's heart, when he goeth in before the LORD: and Aaron shall bear the judgment of the children of Israel upon his heart before the LORD continually.

Urim and Thummim. What are they, why do they get capitalized? Again, no one is exactly sure what they were, let alone what they were made of. These two objects were used for divination. They were placed in a bag, and whichever one was pulled determined the outcome. Thummim was the innocent stone while Urim was the cursed stone. Urim for guilty, Thummim for innocent. You'll note the order, implying the person was guilty until proven innocent. Except that they weren't proven, they were picked, with a 50-50 chance.

Aaron also got some more clothes to wear, as did his children.

Exodus 29

¹And this is the thing that thou shalt do unto them to hallow them, to minister unto me in the priest's office: Take one young bullock, and two rams without blemish,

Oddly, Aaron and his boys don't minister to the congregation, they minister to god.

²And unleavened bread, and cakes unleavened tempered with oil, and wafers unleavened anointed with oil: of wheaten flour shalt thou make them.

Unleavened, because god hates yeast.

Then Aaron and his boys get dressed up in the Exodus 28 outfits. They put their hands on the head of the bullock...

¹¹And thou shalt kill the bullock before the LORD, by the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

¹²And thou shalt take of the blood of the bullock, and put it upon the horns of the altar with thy finger, and pour all the blood beside the bottom of the altar.

And kill it.

Then they burn the guts on the altar. They burn the skin and poop outside camp.

¹⁵Thou shalt also take one ram; and Aaron and his sons shall put their hands upon the head of the ram.

¹⁶And thou shalt slay the ram, and thou shalt take his blood, and sprinkle it round about upon the altar.

The first ram is cut up, and burned on the altar.

²⁰Then shalt thou kill the ram, and take of his blood, and put it upon the tip of the right ear of Aaron, and upon the tip of the right ear of his sons, and upon the thumb of their right hand, and upon the great toe of their right foot, and sprinkle the blood upon the altar round about.

Then there's a bizarre ritual with putting blood on everyone.

²¹And thou shalt take of the blood that is upon the altar, and of the anointing oil, and sprinkle it upon Aaron, and upon his garments, and upon his sons, and upon the garments of his sons with him: and he shall be hallowed, and his garments, and his sons, and his sons' garments with him.

And with that, they are washed in the blood of the ram. They are now able to minister to god.

But what do you do with all that meat? Well, god doesn't eat it, so Aaron and his sons have to.

²⁸And it shall be Aaron's and his sons' by a statute for ever from the children of Israel: for it is an heave offering: and it shall be an heave offering from the children of Israel of the sacrifice of their peace offerings, even their heave offering unto the LORD.

²⁹And the holy garments of Aaron shall be his sons' after him, to be anointed therein, and to be consecrated in them.

From the exodus to ... um... forever, the animals sacrificed wind up being eaten by Aaron and his sons. Which isn't a bad job to be born into.

³²And Aaron and his sons shall eat the flesh of the ram, and the bread that is in the basket by the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

³³And they shall eat those things wherewith the atonement was made, to consecrate and to sanctify them: but a stranger shall not eat thereof, because they are holy.

In fact, the food can't be feed to anyone else, it's only for the priests.

³⁸Now this is that which thou shalt offer upon the altar; two lambs of the first year day by day continually.

³⁹The one lamb thou shalt offer in the morning; and the other lamb thou shalt offer at even:

Every day, Aaron and his sons have to kill animals and eat them. A lamb in the morning and a lamb at night.

⁴⁴And I will sanctify the tabernacle of the congregation, and the altar: I will sanctify also both Aaron and his sons, to minister to me in the priest's office.

Why Moses didn't protect his children from ever having to get a real job is beyond me. Why he set up Aaron and his boys for eternity was a nice thing to do for his brother.

Exodus 30

¹And thou shalt make an altar to burn incense upon: of shittim wood shalt thou make it.

Now the tabernacle is going to be a restaurant that only serves Aaron's sons, but also, there's going to be incense being burned. So it may not be the best smelling place. Although the incense will probably cover up the smell of all the blood that's spilled everywhere.

¹³This they shall give, every one that passeth among them that are numbered, half a shekel after the shekel of the sanctuary: (a shekel is twenty gerahs:) an half shekel shall be the offering of the LORD.

So, not only do the Kohanim never have to work to get food, now they also get a half a shekel from everyone.

¹⁴Every one that passeth among them that are numbered, from twenty years old and above, shall give an offering unto the LORD.

Remember, there were 600,000 people who left (Exodus 12:37).

¹⁵The rich shall not give more, and the poor shall not give less than half a shekel, when they give an offering unto the LORD, to make an atonement for your souls.

God costs the same regardless of your worth.

²⁵And thou shalt make it an oil of holy ointment, an ointment compound after the art of the apothecary: it shall be an holy anointing oil.

This is the ingredients in the anointing oil: myrrh, sweet cinnamon, sweet calamus, cassia, and olive oil. Sounds good enough.

Myrrh is one of the gifts of the three wise men. It's the dried sap of a tree. It provides an earthy smell.
Sweet cinnamon is cinnamon.
Cassia is is a relative of cinnamon.
Olive oil is olive oil. So what have we left out...

Sweet Calamus is also known as Sweet Flag. It's a tall perennial wetland monocot with scented leaves and more strongly scented rhizomes, which have been used medicinally, for its odor, and as a psychotropic drug. Wait... what??? A psychotropic drug? Currently, calamus is banned in the US because it's a drug. In high doses, it is a hallucinogenic. Why did Moses, Aaron, and his boys see god? They were tripping.

³⁰And thou shalt anoint Aaron and his sons, and consecrate them, that they may minister unto me in the priest's office.

So after the boys are anointed in the drugged oil, they now can go minister to god.

³²Upon man's flesh shall it not be poured, neither shall ye make any other like it, after the composition of it: it is holy, and it shall be holy unto you.

It's not only holy, it's a controlled substance.

God then tells Moses to make his favorite perfume. It needed to have stacte, onycha, and galbanum, along with pure frankincense. (Frankincense was one of the other things the wise men brought).

No one knows what stacte was. It's believed to be high quality myrrh. Onycha is apparently crushed up sea snail shells. Galbanum is the gum resin of the plant Ferula Gummosa.

³⁸Whosoever shall make like unto that, to smell thereto, shall even be cut off from his people.

Anyone who makes god's own perfume will be kicked out.

Points to ponder:

1. You'd think after all these years, that the Jewish people would give up on honoring Moses wishes. Especially the part about his brothers kids never having to do any real work.

2. What do you think the priests robes looked like?

3. Do you believe that the diamond was actually cut with someone's name on it?

4. Today, leaders of religions who use drugs normally wind up either in jail, or having killed their entire flock; it's a good thing that Moses didn't lead his people to Jonestown, otherwise we wouldn't have the great moral code that the bible is.

Day 25. Exodus 25-27

Exodus 25-27

Exodus 25

²Speak unto the children of Israel, that they bring me an offering: of every man that giveth it willingly with his heart ye shall take my offering.

Today's reading is all about building. Exodus 25 is about how to build the Ark of the Covenant.

First though, god needed people to give him things to build everything with: gold, silver, brass, skins, wood, oils, and stones.

¹⁰And they shall make an ark of shittim wood: two cubits and a half shall be the length thereof, and a cubit and a half the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof.

Just like the thing in Indiana Jones, in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

¹¹And thou shalt overlay it with pure gold, within and without shalt thou overlay it, and shalt make upon it a crown of gold round about.

That's a lot of gold.

¹⁶And thou shalt put into the ark the testimony which I shall give thee.

At this point, apparently, they don't have the testimony. Even though in Exodus 16:34, Aaron laid up an omer of Manna next to the testimony.

¹⁷And thou shalt make a mercy seat of pure gold: two cubits and a half shall be the length thereof, and a cubit and a half the breadth thereof.

¹⁸And thou shalt make two cherubims of gold, of beaten work shalt thou make them, in the two ends of the mercy seat.

The mercy seat is the cover.

²²And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which are upon the ark of the testimony, of all things which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

God, himself, will talk to Moses from the mercy seat.

²³Thou shalt also make a table of shittim wood: two cubits shall be the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof.

Next, make a table, and cover it in gold.

²⁹And thou shalt make the dishes thereof, and spoons thereof, and covers thereof, and bowls thereof, to cover withal: of pure gold shalt thou make them.

God likes to make things color coded. Remember this, if it's gold, it's for god.

³¹And thou shalt make a candlestick of pure gold: of beaten work shall the candlestick be made: his shaft, and his branches, his bowls, his knops, and his flowers, shall be of the same.

God needs a gold nightlight.

³⁸And the tongs thereof, and the snuffdishes thereof, shall be of pure gold.

God even wants his candle accessories to be made of gold.

Exodus 26

¹Moreover thou shalt make the tabernacle with ten curtains of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet: with cherubims of cunning work shalt thou make them.

Chapter 25 was the ark and things, chapter 26 is the tabernacle, or as I like to call it, the tentbernacle.

The build instructions for the tentbernacle go through verse 33.

³⁴And thou shalt put the mercy seat upon the ark of the testimony in the most holy place.

God even tells how he would like his gold room laid out.

³⁵And thou shalt set the table without the vail, and the candlestick over against the table on the side of the tabernacle toward the south: and thou shalt put the table on the north side.

God is kind of OCD, he wants things the way he wants them.

Exodus 27

Chapter 27 is about other things god needs built.

¹And thou shalt make an altar of shittim wood, five cubits long, and five cubits broad; the altar shall be foursquare: and the height thereof shall be three cubits.

²And thou shalt make the horns of it upon the four corners thereof: his horns shall be of the same: and thou shalt overlay it with brass.

These items are to be overlaid with brass. God's things are gold, the brass things are for the priests.

⁶And thou shalt make staves for the altar, staves of shittim wood, and overlay them with brass.

Staves are the carrying sticks.

¹⁰And the twenty pillars thereof and their twenty sockets shall be of brass; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets shall be of silver.

Pillars of brass, and fillets of silver.

²¹In the tabernacle of the congregation without the vail, which is before the testimony, Aaron and his sons shall order it from evening to morning before the LORD: it shall be a statute for ever unto their generations on the behalf of the children of Israel.

Verse 20 talks about keeping a lamp lit. Here we see that Aaron and his sons are the ones to do it.

There really isn't that much else going on in today's readings. I've read this one before, and this is about as exciting as I can make it.

Points to ponder:

1. The people didn't have time to let their bread rise, but they had enough time to gather enough gold to make these items. They had enough time to gather enough fabric to make a huge tent.

2. Gold things for god, brass for the priests. There will be more colors coming up later.

3. The tabernacle was carried with the people from the point they made it in the wilderness through the age of judges, all the way up to the third king. Either the people lacked initiative, or god likes his tents. He actually likes the tents.

Day 24. Exodus 22-24

Exodus 22-24

Exodus 22

¹If a man shall steal an ox, or a sheep, and kill it, or sell it; he shall restore five oxen for an ox, and four sheep for a sheep.

More laws, hooray.

²If a thief be found breaking up, and be smitten that he die, there shall no blood be shed for him.

What a great law. If you are being robbed, you can kill the robber.

⁵If a man shall cause a field or vineyard to be eaten, and shall put in his beast, and shall feed in another man's field; of the best of his own field, and of the best of his own vineyard, shall he make restitution.

If you steal or destroy someone crops, you have to repay with the best of yours.

⁶If fire break out, and catch in thorns, so that the stacks of corn, or the standing corn, or the field, be consumed therewith; he that kindled the fire shall surely make restitution.

If you start a fire, you have to repay all the things you burned.

¹⁶And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife.

This is obviously not Dinah's law. If it were Dinah's law, then if she was enticed, and a man lay with her, then you kill the city of the person.

Here, the consequence of taking a girls virginity is that you have to marry her.

¹⁷If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.

If the father doesn't want her married to the guy, he can just charge the man.

This is an example of women as property. Actually, it's not necessarily the woman who is the property, this deals with the price for a woman's virginity. A woman's virgin vagina is owned by one of two men, the father, or the betrothed husband. We'll get more into the ownership of a woman's vagina in a bit.

¹⁸Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Kill witches. New age people who like to claim to be witches, say that this verse is wrongly translated, and that it should read "well poisoner". That's crap. This verse means witches.

¹⁹Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Bestiality is a crime punishable by death. If you think it's not very common, just do a search for bestiality in google news.

²⁰He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

Worship of any other god is punishable by death. How does this correspond to "Thou shalt not kill". It obviously shows that "kill" means murder.

²⁵If thou lend money to any of my people that is poor by thee, thou shalt not be to him as an usurer, neither shalt thou lay upon him usury.

Usury is a sin. But only between Hebrews. It is not a sin to take excessive fees from strangers.

²⁹Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits, and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt thou give unto me.

The best of things is for god. Especially the booze.

Exodus 23

¹Thou shalt not raise a false report: put not thine hand with the wicked to be an unrighteous witness.

Don't lie in court. This goes back to the commandment of "Thou shalt not bear false witness". That doesn't mean, "don't lie" as it's often represented to be.

⁸And thou shalt take no gift: for the gift blindeth the wise, and perverteth the words of the righteous.

Don't take bribes.

¹⁰And six years thou shalt sow thy land, and shalt gather in the fruits thereof:

¹¹But the seventh year thou shalt let it rest and lie still; that the poor of thy people may eat: and what they leave the beasts of the field shall eat. In like manner thou shalt deal with thy vineyard, and with thy oliveyard.

This is the Shmita. It's supposed to give the land a year to recuperate from farming. This is before farmers discovered that rotating crops would replenish the soil. Shmita is still going on.

¹⁴Three times thou shalt keep a feast unto me in the year.

¹⁵Thou shalt keep the feast of unleavened bread: (thou shalt eat unleavened bread seven days, as I commanded thee, in the time appointed of the month Abib; for in it thou camest out from Egypt: and none shall appear before me empty:)

¹⁶And the feast of harvest, the firstfruits of thy labours, which thou hast sown in the field: and the feast of ingathering, which is in the end of the year, when thou hast gathered in thy labours out of the field.

Three feasts, unleavened bread, harvest, and ingathering.

¹⁷Three times in the year all thy males shall appear before the LORD God.

How often to go to church? Three times a year.

²⁰Behold, I send an Angel before thee, to keep thee in the way, and to bring thee into the place which I have prepared.

A cloud in the day, and a fire in the night.

²³For mine Angel shall go before thee, and bring thee in unto the Amorites, and the Hittites, and the Perizzites, and the Canaanites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites: and I will cut them off.

²⁴Thou shalt not bow down to their gods, nor serve them, nor do after their works: but thou shalt utterly overthrow them, and quite break down their images.

The only reason those people are there, and not the 600,000 Hebrews is because they stuck around when the Hebrews went down into Egypt.

²⁷I will send my fear before thee, and will destroy all the people to whom thou shalt come, and I will make all thine enemies turn their backs unto thee.

²⁸And I will send hornets before thee, which shall drive out the Hivite, the Canaanite, and the Hittite, from before thee.

Everyone who occupied Canaan will be driven out. But not quickly, it'll be slow, like a disease taking over.

³²Thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor with their gods.

³³They shall not dwell in thy land, lest they make thee sin against me: for if thou serve their gods, it will surely be a snare unto thee.

Make no peace treaties with the people who are currently occupying your land. If you do, bad things will happen.

Exodus 24

³And Moses came and told the people all the words of the LORD, and all the judgments: and all the people answered with one voice, and said, All the words which the LORD hath said will we do.

This won't last very long.

⁴And Moses wrote all the words of the LORD, and rose up early in the morning, and builded an altar under the hill, and twelve pillars, according to the twelve tribes of Israel.

This is shortly after god said that the altar was supposed to be earthen. They then sacrificed an ox.

⁹Then went up Moses, and Aaron, Nadab, and Abihu, and seventy of the elders of Israel:

¹⁰And they saw the God of Israel: and there was under his feet as it were a paved work of a sapphire stone, and as it were the body of heaven in his clearness.

God has feet. At this point 74 people saw god.

¹²And the LORD said unto Moses, Come up to me into the mount, and be there: and I will give thee tables of stone, and a law, and commandments which I have written; that thou mayest teach them.

Either this is out of order, or we haven't received the ten commandments on stone yet.

¹⁴And he said unto the elders, Tarry ye here for us, until we come again unto you: and, behold, Aaron and Hur are with you: if any man have any matters to do, let him come unto them.

Remember, Moses was the Chief Justice of the people. While he was gone, he put Aaron and Hur in charge. He was gone for 40 days and 40 nights.

Points to ponder:

1. Women are property. Their vagina's belong to either the father or the husband.

2. People who want to put biblical law back into place want these laws established. They want women to be property. Slavery is also acceptable. There won't be prison overcrowding, since almost all the laws are punishable by death.

3. Can you imagine if modern farmers would not plant crops for a year? Modern Jews get around the 7th year rest by selling their land to people who aren't Jews, and then buying it back the next year. They follow the letter of the law, but not the spirit of it. Do you follow the laws?

Day 23. Exodus 19-21

Exodus 19-21

Exodus 19

¹In the third month, when the children of Israel were gone forth out of the land of Egypt, the same day came they into the wilderness of Sinai.

It's only been 3 months. The people were probably wondering how long they would be in the wilderness for.

Next station is the Sinai wilderness.

³And Moses went up unto God, and the LORD called unto him out of the mountain, saying, Thus shalt thou say to the house of Jacob, and tell the children of Israel;

This place is where a lot of things happened.

⁵Now therefore, if ye will obey my voice indeed, and keep my covenant, then ye shall be a peculiar treasure unto me above all people: for all the earth is mine:

Is this a new covenant? We've had the Noah Covenant, and the Abram Covenant (passed to Isaac), the Jacob Covenant. "If ye will ... keep my covenant". The people didn't really have to do anything at this point to keep the covenant. About the only thing demanded of them from the previous covenants (other than the 7 Noahide laws) was circumcision.

Moses goes and tells the elders what God said, which really wasn't very much.

⁹And the LORD said unto Moses, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick cloud, that the people may hear when I speak with thee, and believe thee for ever. And Moses told the words of the people unto the LORD.

God said they would hear when he speaks, it didn't say they would be able to understand him.

¹¹And be ready against the third day: for the third day the LORD will come down in the sight of all the people upon mount Sinai.

Nobody knows where mount Sinai is.

¹²And thou shalt set bounds unto the people round about, saying, Take heed to yourselves, that ye go not up into the mount, or touch the border of it: whosoever toucheth the mount shall be surely put to death:

¹³There shall not an hand touch it, but he shall surely be stoned, or shot through; whether it be beast or man, it shall not live: when the trumpet soundeth long, they shall come up to the mount.

God actively killed Er and Onan, he now needs people to either stone, or shoot (arrows) people who disobey him.

¹⁶And it came to pass on the third day in the morning, that there were thunders and lightnings, and a thick cloud upon the mount, and the voice of the trumpet exceeding loud; so that all the people that was in the camp trembled.

¹⁷And Moses brought forth the people out of the camp to meet with God; and they stood at the nether part of the mount.

Why god needed to showboat with the thunders and lightnings is unknown. He was leading them with the smoke and with the fire. Why did he now need to show off with a big godlike display?

²⁰And the LORD came down upon mount Sinai, on the top of the mount: and the LORD called Moses up to the top of the mount; and Moses went up.

At the top, god told Moses that the people weren't supposed to go up to the mountain, and that the priests aren't supposed to either. Then he said for Moses to bring Aaron up.

Exodus 20

²I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.

Guess what we've got now... that's right, the 10 commandments.

³Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

The Decalogue is one of my favorite parts of the bible. Exactly why, I'm not sure. I just love the way that it has been manipulated to mean so many different things.

Commandment #1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Oddly, me isn't capitalized.

⁴Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

⁵Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

⁶And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

Commandment #2. No graven images.

⁷Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Commandment #3. No taking the name of the LORD in vain. God's name isn't god. This references the YHVH (Jehovah) name. Jews won't even write God, they put G-d, for fear of breaking this commandment.

⁸Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

Commandment #4. Remember the sabbath.

¹²Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

Commandment #5. Honor thy father and thy mother.

¹³Thou shalt not kill.

Commandment #6. Thou shalt not kill.

¹⁴Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Commandment #7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

¹⁵Thou shalt not steal.

Commandment #8. Thou shalt not steal.

¹⁶Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

Commandment #9. Thou shalt not bear false witness.

¹⁷Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Commandment #10. Thou shalt not covet.

The Catholics take out #2, because they really like their graven images. Then they split #10 into two.

What do those mean? The first four commandments deal with worshiping god. The final are laws for living in an organized society. You'll note that most of the laws deal with the "neighbor". Who is the neighbor? The neighbor is someone just like you. To them, it was a fellow Hebrew. Somone who left Egypt with them. People who had gone through the exact same thing.

Commandment #6, is a prohibition against murder. It doesn't mean don't kill anyone ever. How can you know that it doesn't mean don't kill anyone ever? Later we'll see the punishments for breaking these laws, most of them carry the death sentence. If you can't kill, you can't have a death penalty.

²²And the LORD said unto Moses, Thus thou shalt say unto the children of Israel, Ye have seen that I have talked with you from heaven.

Moses makes sure to let the people know that it was god who spoke to him, and that they all saw it.

Exodus 21

Now we get some more laws.

²If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.

A Hebrew slave can only be in your care for 6 years. After that, he is released. If he was married when purchased, then the wife can leave with him. If the master gives him a wife, then the wife and all kids belong to the master.

⁵And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free:

⁶Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever.

If you love your master, you will be nailed to a door. Did they have doors while wandering around in the wilderness?

⁷And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

You can sell your daughter. She doesn't count to the 7th year freedom thing.

The master can't sell her to foreigners. (Was this a problem wandering around in the wilderness)? If he bought her for his son, he has to treat her like a daughter. If he has another wife, she can't have less of a role as a wife.

¹²He that smiteth a man, so that he die, shall be surely put to death.

If you hit a person to death, you will be killed. Remember the "thou shalt not kill" commandment. If you break it, you get put to death.

¹⁵And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

If you hit your father or mother, you will be killed.

¹⁶And he that stealeth a man, and selleth him, or if he be found in his hand, he shall surely be put to death.

Kidnapping is punishable by death.

¹⁷And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.

It's not bad enough to just HIT your parent's if you curse them, you get the death penalty.

If two guys fight, and one gets injured but survives, you only have to pay lost wages.

If a man hits his servant, and it dies, the guy will be punished; however, if he doesn't die, you can beat him all you want.
²¹Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

"He is his money". That's an awesome phrase. It means the slave is property. It's not a person, it's property.

²²If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine.

Why is a pregnant woman watching men fight?

²⁴Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,

Where have I heard "eye for eye" before? Oh yeah, the Code of Hammurabi. Remember, Hammurabi was probably one of the kings who took Lot. Eye for an eye is Code # 196.

Next is some laws that deal with ox. We don't really need to know those because... I don't have any oxen, and don't know anyone that has some. If you do need to know these because you have had incidents with ox, let me know.

Points to ponder:

1. Why did god make such a big show up on the mountain with thunder and lightning?

2. Why did god have to threaten people with death, why not just actually kill them? What's funny is the people were threatened with being stoned for touching the mount, meanwhile they were threatened with being killed because if they saw god, they would die.

3. Are the ten commandments actually good rules for society? Are these actually the ten commandments that are on the tablets? You'll note, the word tablet wasn't used yet.

4. Are these laws all stolen from the Code of Hammurabi? Was Moses taught these laws while he was being schooled as an Egyptian Noble?